How old you gotta be before you can't just piss all in one go?

[klown]

I know when you get a certain age it's a pain in the ass to piss. You can't just unzip, pull the johnson out piss all in one go and zip the schlong back up. At some age youre prostate gets enlarged and you stand there pissing for a couple of minutes. When does this fucking happen, and is it painfull? Is there a fix for it, is there anything that I can do to prevent this from happening to me? I know you guys know, help a brutha out.

[Mr Jimi]

I think you have about 69 years to go

[klown]

C'mon jimi, tell me the real scoop. Speaking of 69, I had a wild night last night. I still have pubic hair stuck in my teeth

Originally Posted by klown

I know when you get a certain age it's a pain in the ass to piss. You can't just unzip, pull the johnson out piss all in one go and zip the schlong back up. At some age youre prostate gets enlarged and you stand there pissing for a couple of minutes. When does this fucking happen, and is it painfull? Is there a fix for it, is there anything that I can do to prevent this from happening to me? I know you guys know, help a brutha out.

........I can still make bubbles at my age, thats pretty good!

kgdb

[Mr Jimi]

I still have 40 years to wait and what are you doing here?? It says seasond warriors and your still a pup

[klown]

I know I'm just a pup, but i need to know I gotta bunch of old folks i work with and when they are in the urinal next to me they take forever. Sometimes I go in there and rub one off while they're still pissing. Then I light up a smoke and smoke the whole pack and they are still pissing. I wanna know how to prevent this shit

[jamman]

quit drinking beer at work....

[jerseymutt]

Klown,

One sure way to not have the problems associated with growing old is to die young but I don't recomend that.

Mutt

[Jimbo999]

To be serious for a minute....

I had a TURP <----- Google it !! in 1995.
I was 49. Basic ream job of my plumbing.
1st a spinal then a knock out injection.
Over in about 1 hour....I don't remember
anything about the operation but they
had 3 IVs stuck in me when I awoke
and a tube up my crank for 2 days.
The IVs were to make me pee and the
catheter & bag was to make sure all was
working.
I was walking the minute I woke up and
hid in the bathroom for a smoke. Pushing
the 3 wheeled cart holding the IVs and bag
was clumsy. Recup took about 2 weeks.

I pee like a race horse now.....Sinking
cigarette butt submarines with no problem.

[Snuffy]

Everything works fine for us old farts, just step up to the urinal pull the johnson out and let go. Takes a minute or so, shake it off reel the johnson back in, zip up, flush the urinal take two steps and get a dribble. You'll get used to yellow stains in your underwear its just part of it. :Bawling: