How old you gotta be before you can't just piss all in one go?

[milmat1]

Klown:
How do you come up with this stuff ?

I'm 45 and now, I don't have trouble going, I have trouble stopping ! Dribble Dribble......Can't where Kaki's without a Lot of caution !!

There have been studies that shows the more Sexually active you are the less Prostrate trouble you have !! ( And the said I would go Blind :yell:)
So I must have overworked mine and had the oppisite effect ..

[DaShadow]

Originally Posted by Snuffy

Everything works fine for us old farts, just step up to the urinal pull the johnson out and let go. Takes a minute or so, shake it off reel the johnson back in, zip up, flush the urinal take two steps and get a dribble. You'll get used to yellow stains in your underwear its just part of it. :Bawling:

You can shake,
You can stomp it,
You can beat it against the wall.

But when you put it in your pants,
The last drops will fall.

.

[mooner-one]

I figured I'd make sure all you old farts out there can read "da solution". First, quit ridin' hardtails before age 32. I figure by 32 your half a life away from checkin' out. Next...., GET THE FUCK OVER IT!:please:
Finally, get the ol' lady to keep steady strokes and don't let her squeeze too tight. Easy, eh?

[jerseymutt]

Mooner,

32 is half way to checking out! For you maybe but the Mutt is born in 1949 that makes me 39 (again) and I'm just aproaching middle aged. Also I should mention that I have never matured past the age of 14 - but what man does.

Mutt

32 ????????????????????? :hippie:

[klown]

Originally Posted by milmat1

Klown:
How do you come up with this stuff ?

Do you really wanna know how I come up with this stuff? I don't think you wanna know. If I tell you your gonna feel so dirty that you're gonna wanna take a shower, and probably splash kerosene on your eyes :laugh: