12-20-2007 ASK Dr. Phil PQuirk PHD

[LouEvo XL]

Ladies & Bikers.....
I am going to pass the torch to.....
Our very own Dr Phil.....

My first question.....
How many different things does PHD mean?
ie Pretty Horny Dude....
Post Hole Digger
Pot Head Dog

Seen any hot college babes lately?

Got pics?

how do ya resist the temptation of
of all the fine young perkage on campus?

[tcspannerwrench]

why is it when i cross the bridge i feel like someone is looking at my butt?

[LagerDrinker]

Youre a professor?
Of what?
Have you ever been approached by a female student for "extra credit"?
Have you ever offered extra credit?
Have you ever called fellow teachers asshats?

[Snuffy]

Is KevM always rite?
Have you ever visited KevM's private porn site?
Would you want to visit KevM's private porn site?
Is the thought of that revolting?

[Snuffy]

Do you think KevM and his OL do it by the Karma Sutra?
If so which position?
Do you think KevM's OL can do more tricks on 31/2" of dick than a monkey can on 6' of grape vine?

[Snuffy]

Do you think KevM squats to pee?
Do you think KevM shakes it off or wipes it dry?

[pquirk]

Originally Posted by LouEvo XL

Ladies & Bikers.....
I am going to pass the torch to.....
Our very own Dr Phil.....

My first question.....
How many different things does PHD mean?
ie Pretty Horny Dude....
Post Hole Digger
Pot Head Dog

Degree nomenclature:
B.S.=bullshit
M.S.=more shit
Ph.D.=piled higher and deeper

Originally Posted by LouEvo XL

Seen any hot college babes lately?

A big ten campus is beautiful place

Originally Posted by LouEvo XL

Got pics?

On the advice of my attorney......

Originally Posted by LouEvo XL

how do ya resist the temptation of
of all the fine young perkage on campus?

I am a consummate professional

Originally Posted by tcspannerwrench

why is it when i cross the bridge i feel like someone is looking at my butt?

Because you don't have a sissy bar with a HUGE pillion pad.

Originally Posted by LagerDrinker

Youre a professor?
Of what?

I profess to have no idea what I'm talking about 50% of the time. But when I do, I usually talk about brains and drugs and stuff like that.

Originally Posted by LagerDrinker

Have you ever been approached by a female student for "extra credit"?

I have been asked on a couple occasions if there was "ANYTHING" they could do to raise their grade. The question, of course, accompanied by the requisite showing of cleavage and batting eyelashes. I just played dumb and pretended not to have any idea what was up. It's a nasty can of worms and no good can come that deal.

Originally Posted by LagerDrinker

Have you ever offered extra credit?

I am a consummate professional

Originally Posted by LagerDrinker

Have you ever called fellow teachers asshats?

I fortunately haven't had the need, the people I work with are pretty cool, but if did I have the need I wouldn't call them asshats, it's a university Dude, I'd use high falutin' terms like prick and and dickhead

[pquirk]

Originally Posted by Snuffy

Is KevM always rite?
Have you ever visited KevM's private porn site?
Would you want to visit KevM's private porn site?
Is the thought of that revolting?

KevM always believes he is right, and that's good enough for him. I have not visited his website because the thought of seeing him nekkid is extremely disturbing....his wife on the other hand....maybe if she had a solo site or one with one of her lady friends it'd be worth a visit.

Originally Posted by Snuffy

Do you think KevM and his OL do it by the Karma Sutra?
If so which position?
Do you think KevM's OL can do more tricks on 31/2" of dick than a monkey can on 6' of grape vine?

I think KevM is one lucky MoFo!

Originally Posted by Snuffy

Do you think KevM squats to pee?
Do you think KevM shakes it off or wipes it dry?

I'm pretty sure his wife makes him sit down to pee, but he probably enjoys the domination so it's cool. I suspect he wipes it dry with armor-padded textiles to be safe.

[Sportster Bart]

Is this a genetically engineered potato for fags?



Would I catch the gay if I ate it?

[pquirk]

Originally Posted by Sportster Bart

Is this a genetically engineered potato for fags?

That's what is known as a Huntsville stud spud. They grow 'em in Alabama, but not for eatin'.