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Never put a rag with lacquer thinner on it in your pocket, even if its just for a little while...don't ask..
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Last year, my oldest who likes to go into the medicine cabinet, had a sore ass from wiping too hard or whatever. Anyway, without reading the package like an idiot, he grabs the BenGay out of the medicine cabinet. "Ahhhh! My ass hurts!" he says. Dumbass.
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Don’t pick your nose with a knife and don’t eat pussy with a fork.
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Don't run naked through the forest covered in honey.
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Don't bob for french fries!!!
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Never fry bacon in the nude!
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never jack off with super glue!!!!
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn!
Never slap a man who chews tobacco!
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Never look down the barrel of a loaded gun.
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