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03-08-2010
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| Before It starts BEFORE IT STARTS A biker came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The biker sighed. "Oh shit, it's started.
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03-08-2010
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| LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-08-2010
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| What happened to the days, when a woman would bring you a beer?
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03-08-2010
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03-08-2010
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| Well, I am not willing to cut back on my drinking.
__________________ Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh |
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#8
03-09-2010
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| I would have shown this to my OL but then it would have gotten something "started".
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#9
03-09-2010
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| Heh heh heh.....
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03-09-2010
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| my ass ain't fat... That is the funniest fucking thing I have read yet...... Good one K....
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