Michigan love story

[scruffy]

A young woman in Cheboygan, Michigan was so depressed that



she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the



Straits. She went to the Mackinaw Bridge and was about to



leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw



her tottering on the rail, crying.








He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so



much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and



if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take



good care of you and bring you food every day."



Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and



added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me



happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she



have to lose?








Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her new



meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid



her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he brought her



three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made



passionate love until dawn.








Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was



discovered by the captain.








"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.








"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"



she explained.. "I get food and a trip to Europe , and



he's screwing me."


"He certainly is, " the captain said..




"This is the Mackinaw Island Ferry"

[Berserker]

It was my summer job, I blame my youth.

[hornrocker]