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02-08-2010
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Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books: 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.. Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:.... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:.... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:.... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:.... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton:.... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:.... Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
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Sounds right.
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02-09-2010
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Heh heh heh...
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02-09-2010
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Lmfao!!!
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02-09-2010
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Now that's funny
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