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Things that taste like chicken...
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pussy.........
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Well, Jim's not Superman, but he's still prettty big.
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Does Canadian pussy taste like chicken, hell I've been around the world 3 times been in several different countries and never tasted any pussy that tasted like chicken. Tuna maybe and sometimes mackeral but never chicken
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A buddy in High School wrote a rock n' roll song with a band he was in, and they played it at a school dance.... got them all expelled. One of the verses was:
smells like fish tastes like chicken don't know what yer missin' til you start lickin'..... The title of their song was "Hairy Snatch".......
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Prime rib reminds me of pussy, same color and kinda texture. Not to mention the blood.
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Must be eating it out of season.
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I don't the government tell me what to do.
Think about it next time you get prime rib. Can be a little salty too.
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh |
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flamin' yon....could be a big meaty dick
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I have not, and since I don't drink any more - nor will I ever, eat frog legs.
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