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10-28-2009
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Biker Corruption Test
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
Ever tried alcohol? 1 point Ever been drunk? 2 points Ever play drinking games? 2 points Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points Ever sell drugs? 8 points Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points Ever used barbiturates? 8 points Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points Ever used narcotics? 10 points Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points Ever been on a date? 2 points Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points bonus: on 1st date? 2 points Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points Ever paid for sex? 8 points Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points Ever contract an STD? 12 points Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8 points Ever used sex toys? 6 points Ever pass out during sex? 5 points Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point toes---2 points ears---1 point Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points Ever been arrested? 8 points bonus: If convicted - 7 points SCORING 0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you. 21-40 You barely make our scale. 41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. 61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. 101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt. 131-160 You're enjoying life to the max. 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? 200+ You're going straight to hell. 
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I cant count that high
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I was thinking the same thing!
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If I could add, it would equal 181...
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I used my adding machine. Man, I'm a twisted fuck.
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No comment.
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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147.
I wanna know what Jimbo has done more then me. He is not the innocent chickie, I see him as? I suppose he got the points for beastality, even though a chicken would be aviarality.
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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Fuck..... I scored 269........
 and I thought I wuz a good boy. 
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