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04-23-2009
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Stupid People # 1
Recently when I went into a McDonalds, on the menu it say you can by 6,9 or 12 chicken mcnuggets.. I asked for a half dozen.
She says, we don't have a half dozen. We only have 6,9 or 12. I said I can buy 6 but not a half dozen? She said, Thats rite... I ordered 6.....
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Probably a future politician
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Wow....
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 ya want fries with that............LOL
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dont be so hard on the girl she only has 5 fingers on one hand . you didnot give her enough time to count the other hand
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04-23-2009
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Six of one, 1/2 dozen of the other. Don't confuse the poor girl.
Had a cashier girl in an Arby's (?) in North Carolina trying to figure what change to give me cause she was running low on dimes. I was in a hurry, I was a little grumpy and she was taking for ever to figure this out. Finally I blurted out "just keep the freaking change". She started to cry. But I didn't mean anything by it. Mutt
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That's funny. The wife and I were in a movie theater in TX and the concession stand was selling pickles (must be a TX thing). I asked the guy how much and he said "$1.25...or we have a special, you can get 4 for $5.00." My wife started laughing and said, "No shit, really?" The dude didn't get the joke.
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04-23-2009
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As Ron White says "You can't fix stupid"
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oh!!!! Ron White is hysterical
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Come on now... don't beat around the bush.. tell us what you really think... (lol)
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the body can take damn near anything....its the mind that needs to be trained let him who desires peace, prepare for war Last edited by pquirk; 04-23-2009 at 08:36 PM. Reason: needed to get rid of the political quote from the other member
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