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Old 04-16-2009
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A Wise Old Biker
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country, pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he notices a sign hanging on the wall.

Cold beer $2
Hamburger $2.50
Cheeseburger $2.75
Chicken Sandwich $3.50
Handjob $50.00

Checking his wallet to make sure he has the nessessary payment, the 'ole biker walks up to the bar and becons to the exceptionally good looking female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun wrinkled farmers.
She glides down the bar to the 'ole biker.
"Yes" she inquires with a wide knowing smile, "may I help you"
The ole biker leans over the bar "I was wondering young lady", he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide wide smile and purrs, "why yes, yes I am"
The 'ole biker leans in closer and whispers in her left ear...
"Well wash your hands real good, I want a cheeseburger"
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hehehe good one.. didnt see that coming...
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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country, pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he notices a sign hanging on the wall.

Cold beer $2
Hamburger $2.50
Cheeseburger $2.75
Chicken Sandwich $3.50
Handjob $50.00

Checking his wallet to make sure he has the nessessary payment, the 'ole biker walks up to the bar and becons to the exceptionally good looking female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun wrinkled farmers.
She glides down the bar to the 'ole biker.
"Yes" she inquires with a wide knowing smile, "may I help you"
The ole biker leans over the bar "I was wondering young lady", he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide wide smile and purrs, "why yes, yes I am"
The 'ole biker leans in closer and whispers in her left ear...
"Well wash your hands real good, I want a cheeseburger"
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Hey, this puts me up to 200 posts...... maybe I can be a post whore like jammy soon......
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He is very wise!
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