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Old 01-13-2009
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Be careful HOW you say it to a redneck
Call to 911

911 Operator: 911 Please state your emergancy

Redneck: umm, yeah my friend just fell out of the tree stand and I think hes dead!!!!

911 Operator: Calm down, Sir Calm down, first we need to make sure hes dead!

Redneck: ok ok just a second................BAM BAM BAM
ok now what?

911 Operator:........................................
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good one LB..........
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LOL!!!!
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haha so true. moral here would be don't do dumb shit when your redneck friends are around .
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Don't worry us Rednecks didn't kill him we just fired into the air to give the fat girl on the phone an orgasm
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wayyyyy to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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funny didnt see that punch line coming!
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Friend of mine sent a sound clip with it to my cell.....wish I could have posted it
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