A Christmas Story

[scruffy]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves could not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel pre-Christmas
pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out heaven
knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had drank all
the cider and hidden the liquor. In his fruatration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug and it broke into to a hundred pieces all over the
kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off
the end of it.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.

The little angel said very cheerfully, Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't this
a lovely day? I have a beautiful Christmas tree for you. Where would you
like for me to put it?

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree!

[LagerDrinker]

LOL

[Cerberus]

buahahahahahahahah.......that was good. hope you don't mind but i had to share that around.