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09-29-2008
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The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn'tmean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were bothpatients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past thehospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.The love story of Ralph and Edna. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulledhim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic actshe immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as shenow considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good newsand bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you wereable to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the lifeof the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays soundmindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobebelt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How sooncan I go home?' Happy Mental Health day! You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend..( yea guys I got this in my email from the OL guess she is trying to tell me something!) 
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09-29-2008
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LOL......hung him there to dry........
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09-29-2008
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don't care who you are....thats funny right thar!!!!!
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