For Women and Some Men

***Desert Angel*** · #1 09-10-2008

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while..
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

***druber13*** · #2 09-10-2008

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Originally Posted by Desert Angel

For all those women who say, Why buy a entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of men are against marriage, WHY? Because men realize it's not worth buying a cow when you can get milk for free.
women are like....
1. women are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
2 women are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. women are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. women are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. women are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually melt in your mouth.
6. women are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. women are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. women are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. women are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. women are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while..
11. women are like new socks. You never know how tight it is or if its really worth it.
12. women are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. women are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

There ya go I fix it for ya!!