Big Jack

[Goshawk]

Big Jack gets home from work one day just in time to
find his ol' lady in bed with some other guy. Furious,
he drags the sonuvabitch out to the garage where he
puts the guy's pecker in a vise. He tightens the vise down
and then removes the handle from the vise and picks up
a hacksaw.
The terrified stranger then screams, "Stop! Stop! You're
not going to...to...cut it off are you?"
Big Jack just shakes his head and hands the bastard the
hacksaw and says, "Nope. You are. I'm just gonna set the
garage on fire."

[crazyoldgoat]

Very Good!