Joke of the day..........

[PureKustom®]

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act.

Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?"

Daddy was relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, he agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

lol

Kids are such a buzz kill.. this is just wrong!

[Tailspnr]

LOL....good one!

[LagerDrinker]

WOW, i didnt see that one coming. I like it.

[PureKustom®]

Originally Posted by cuddlyjessica

Kids are such a buzz kill.. this is just wrong!

wrong? Thats what the milk man said!!!

[PureKustom®]

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.

"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.

"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"

"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"

"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"

"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?"

"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said...







...BAD DOG!"

[LagerDrinker]

Originally Posted by PureKustom®

...BAD DOG!"

[PureKustom®]

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around
in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You
will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays.
The salary package is $200,000 a year.". The young man said, "You're
bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you
started it!"

[twstdspoke]

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits
Down at the bar and
Orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at
a corner table. He gets up,
Staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
Biggest, meanest, Biker in
The face and says, "I went by your Grandma's
House today and I saw her
In the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one
Fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a
Word.
His buddies are
Confused, because he is one bad biker and
Would fight at the
Drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your
Grandma and she is , the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get
Really mad but the biker still
Says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time
And says, "I'll tell you
Something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the
Drunk by the shoulders,
Looks him square in the eyes, and says...

"Grandpa! Go home, you're drunk!"

[gator]

This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"


Bad Dog...


"Grandpa! Go home, you're drunk!"


I like em all...roflmao