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10-25-2007
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Old Girlfriend...
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this
morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" ..... So I told her to fuck off
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lol - that's bad ...sad but true that guys really are like that hahaha
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Ahhh Cmon now Brittany...You KNOW Girls do the SAME thing.....admit it!
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I dont know if your nice but , You are Fine!
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Why sad, Brit?
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Hang in there...
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this reminds me of the time a girl invited me over. she said nobody was there. when i got there, nobody was there.
-from the late, great Rodney Dangerfield
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