Nursing Home

[Cerberus]

A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather
in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely
full so they had to put him in an Irish home. After a few weeks
in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa. 'How do you
like it here?' asks the grandson. 'It's wonderful! Everyone here
is so courteous and respectful,' says Grandpa. 'We're so happy
for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you.
You know, since you are a little different from everyone.' 'Oh, no!
Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents
here,' grandpa says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here
-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and
everyone still calls him 'Maestro''. 'There is a judge in here --
he' s 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years
and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'. 'and there's
a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing
medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!'.
'And me......, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still
call me 'The Fuckin Mexican!'