Have ya moved yet?

[J-B]

This Chinese laundryman complained to the doctor that he was very
constipated.

The doctor gave him a prescription for a good laxative. "Come
to my office in a few days," said the doctor, "and let me know how it
works."

A few days later, the Chinaman visited the doctor.

"Have you moved yet?" asks the doctor.

"No, sir, me no moovee, me no moovee."

The doc thinks about it, and then gives him a prescription for twice as
much.

Three days later, when the man reported to the doc again, he said that
he still hadn't moved and the doc gave him a triple dose, and he said,
"Come back to see me in two days and let me know just what is
happening."

Two days later, the man returned.

"Well," said the doctor, "have you moved yet?"

"No, sir, me no moovee yet.
Me moovee tomorrow, though.
House full of shit."