09-15-2007
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the power of deductive reasoning
gomer was working at the station one day when a finely dressed gentleman driving a very expensive Mercedes Benz drove up to get gas. gomer couldn't help admiring the car as he washed the windows and ask the gentleman what he did for a living that made him able to afford such a fine automobile. i am a professor at the local collage he replied. no kidding said gomer, what do you teach? i teach deductive reasoning replied the prof. deductive reasoning, what the heck is deductive reasoning ask gomer? kinda hard to explain gomer, maybe i could use some examples. do you own weed whacker? yep i sure do says gomer. OK if you own a weed whacker the chances are good that you have a yard. yep thats true says gomer. and if you have a yard it stands to reason that you have a house in that yard? yes sir i surly do says gomer. and if you own a house you probably have a wife in that house, right? by golly your really good with that deductive reasoning professor, i do have a wife says gomer. and if you have a wife it's almost a sure bet that your a heterosexual. yes sir your dead right there says gomer. but that's all the time i have today, well talk more later. as the prof drove off, lum walked out of the garage and ask, who was that guy in the fancy car gomer? he is a professor at the collage and teaches deductive reasoning replied gomer. deductive reasoning, what the heck is that? ask lum. well its a little hard to explain without using examples replies gomer. for example, lum do you have a weed whacker? nope, i sure don't says lum. FAGGOT! replies gomer.
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