Elder Sex

[chopper]

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with
each other for quite a long time. Urged on by their friends, they
decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They
discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the
subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about Sex?'
he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,
then leaned over towards her and whispered; 'Is that one word or
two?'

[Berserker]

It is all in how you say it.

[WaBiker]

........heh heh heh.

[Darhawk]

Was gonna say something..........but can't remember what the fuck it was. Oh ya, what's sex???????