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12-18-2011
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You Dar.........?
I wasn't even a teenager yet !!!!
It was my first time ever And I'll Never forget I'd do it Again Without a Single regret. The sky was Dark The moon Was high We were all Alone Just she And I. Her hair Was soft Her eyes Were blue I knew just What She wanted To do. Her skin so Soft Her legs so Fine I ran my Fingers Down her Spine.. I didn't Know how But I tried My best I started By placing My hands on Her breast I remember My fear My fast Beating heart But slowly She spread Her legs Apart. And when I Did it I felt no shame All at Once The white Stuff came. At last it's finished It's all Over now My first Time ever At milking A cow... NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS ... 
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That's funny.
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Knew what it was as soon as I read it. At least I'm not one of those perverts
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12-18-2011
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........I remember oh so well. In the nineteen forty's mothers didn't breast feed, it was looked down upon, so her's were the first real tits I'd touched. Actually her eyes were brown.......soft and alluring. She was a Jersy..........the first brown I'd ever experienced, and she was soooooooo gentle with me.
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Keep in mind, the farmer's daughter knows how to milk cows.
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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12-18-2011
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I think I say a mink at my camp. It was cute, but I suspect it would chew my face off, if it had to. Lesson in relationships.
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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12-19-2011
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I prefer Hogs
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