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12-12-2011
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Dar and Joe
Old white rancher Dar and his best friend, Black Cowboy Joe, were sittin' one day on the back porch of Dar's ranch house sippin' on some brew and chewin' the fat cowboy style, which meant each was spinnin' some tall tale about somethin' they'd done in younger years.
After a bit 3 old black roosters jumped up from the chicken yard to sit upon the top rail of the yard fence. This brought forth the old white barn cat from his nap to sit beneath the roosters wishing for somethin' he'd never have. After a few more sips of brew, old Joe says to Dar, "all together, how many beaks them 3 black cocks have?" Dar says "3". 'Nother sip and Joe says, "how many wings?", to which Dar responds, "6". Then Joe asks, "how many feet them birds got?" Dar says "6". After a bit Joe asks Dar how many teeth that there white cat got? Dar looks at the cat and says "don't rightly know how many teeth he got". 'Bout ten minutes go by and Joe says to Dar, yer really somethin' for being a white man. Dar asks Joe why he says that. Joe says, "cause ya sure know a lot 'bout black cock but don't know shit 'bout white pussy.
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12-12-2011
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lol
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12-12-2011
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Dar...Ima steal that one, just so ya know...........LOL
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12-12-2011
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Love it Dar.
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ride safe, stoney. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push 'em down the stairs..."
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12-12-2011
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That's a good one.
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12-13-2011
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lol
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12-15-2011
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Didn't see that coming,had a nice laugh!!
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