Little Johnny at the dance

[chopper]

Little Johnny went to his first school dance. He didn't know if he
would ever get up the nerve to ask a girl to dance.

As the night went on everybody was dancing except Little Johnny. He
just sat in the corner looking at everyone having fun.

Finally as the last song started to play Little Johnny spotted two
very cute girls across the room sitting at their table. He walked
over and asked one if she would like to dance. She looked him up and
down and said "I am sorry but I am very particular with whom I dance."

Little Johnny being the smart boy that he is, replied, "You can damn
well see that I am not."