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Old 03-25-2011
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My one day of employment
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,?unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.


I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?


The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'


So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'


My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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gonna have to remember that one. retirement coming up shortly
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And dammit Chopper, the bastard supervisor didn't even pay me for the time I worked!
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Gotta quote Walter, Jeff Dunham's old man dummy, who did one day as a greeter at the Wally...

"Welcome to Wal Mart. Now get your shit and get out."
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