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A Phonecall From Hell
Charles Haughey, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
Euros, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
pounds, so she writes him a cheque.

Finally Charles Haughey gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 5 Euros.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil

why Haughey got to call Ireland so cheaply.



The devil smiles and replies:

"Since Cowen took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's only a
local call....
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