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11-22-2010
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Door to door salesman
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?" Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
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11-22-2010
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lmao!!
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11-22-2010
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that's a good one.......lol
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