|
|||||||
| Humor Got a joke or know a link to something funny. put it here. |
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
|
how to save money
The wife and I have been trying different things to save money since she is no longer working. She was on her way back from town and called to see if we needed anything. I told her we were out of lunch meat and bread for my lunch box. She said she would stop and get them if she could get a Smore Galore Parfait from the Dairy Queen. I told her if we could have sex tonight she could get one. Guess what...... We just saved $3.49 LOL
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. God created orgasms so women could moan even when they are happy. If grasshoppers carried .45's, the birds wouldnt fuck with them. |
|
#2
|
||||
|
||||
|
You should have said, the sex was so she could burn the calories off, and see where that takes you.
__________________
Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh |
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
|
LMAO!!!
__________________
ride safe, stoney. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push 'em down the stairs..." |
|
#4
|
||||
|
||||
|
LMAO...life of a married man!
__________________
If it aint broke....break it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
You sleep with one eye open, don't you.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________________ Sooner or later the sins a man commits catch up with him... |
|
#6
|
||||
|
||||
lol gsb you are a mess.......
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. HARLEY Louisville KY Chrome & Black To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
#7
|
||||
|
||||
|
If gsb doesn't sleep with one eye open, he should..........
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
#8
|
||||
|
||||
|
I am a light sleeper.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. God created orgasms so women could moan even when they are happy. If grasshoppers carried .45's, the birds wouldnt fuck with them. |
|
#9
|
||||
|
||||
|
I just heard somethin' slamming shut...
Well, there's always the 'net.
__________________
. 2000 Dyna Superglide . To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
#10
|
||||
|
||||
|
LOL Dave its been shut for a while. But every now and then Im able to pry it open. It has been a couple of weeks since we have had sexy time (In my best Borat voice).
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. God created orgasms so women could moan even when they are happy. If grasshoppers carried .45's, the birds wouldnt fuck with them. Last edited by GSB_77_XL; 07-15-2010 at 05:55 PM. |
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Tags |
| how, money, save |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|