Canadian winter

***Stoney*** · #1 01-19-2010

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a

blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his

truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the

window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you

are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl

catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and

knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are

losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and

continues down the street. At the third red light, the same

thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,

knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my

name is Heather, and you are

losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to

the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets

out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on

her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and

I'm driving the FUCKING SALT TRUCK........"