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08-13-2009
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Funny Text Messages Thread
Post your funny text messages that you get on your phone....I'll start.
Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, (he's 92). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: Green, Red, Orange, and Blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teen would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "what the matter old man? Never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in an classic style without ever batting an eye he responded. "Got drunk once and fucked a Peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son"! Alright post up your funnies.
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08-14-2009
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Hooty I think I sent you this one, but here it is for the rest of the folks.
Hey baby, want to come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook?
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