Screen Name....whats the story??

[Screwball]

Some 'unusual' screen names here, there has to be a story behind them. I'll Start.

Viet Nam 1968. I'm about 30' up a clearance pole fixing a telephone line. An Army Master Sergeant obviously from the deep south yells up at me," Boy, you make a pretty good target up there, get your ass on the other side of the pole" I yelled down something derogatory about our Asian hosts eye sight and squinting, drop my pants and moon the fence line. When I came down the Sergeant yells, "Boy, you ain't got no sense, are you some kinda SCREEEEEEEEW BALLLLLLLLL" (imagine the Alabama accent). Couple of my friends heard it, and it stuck.

OK, I've spilled my guts, your turn.

Oh, Wore this name tag for a day or two, the folks at Lowe's have no sense of humor.

[Mr Jimi]

Well golly gee, dats a guud une
purty buttons Chopper, nice touch



:)

[LB]

Mine is easy, I have 4 older brothers and 4 older sisters soooo I'm everyones little brother throw a little southern ebonics in it and you have LiLBrudder. My other nickname is Tazz, that came about while I was in Germany and a butterbar decided to take down all my flow charts in the motorpool that I just past a IG inspection with. Well I guess I lost it and ended up chasing the little guy out of the building, my guys said I looked like the Tazmanian devil after him and it stuck. Butterbar requested a reassignment to a different motorpool......go figure?

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by lilbrudder

ebonics

Saw a shirt the other day that said, "Yo, Ebonics is a myff"

Here's mine:


I was pretty active in the local biker scene years ago and had a couple of friends who wanted to get hitched. The local pastor wasn't having a bunch of "Dirty bikers and their noisy machines" at his church.

I did what any slightly-insane but well-meaning person would do and sent away for a mail-in ministry. Since the state of California recognizes the New Life Universal Church as a valid non-taxable religious organization, it was just a matter of filing papers at the local courthouse along with my new certificate of ordination and I was allowed (and honored) to officiate over the blessed event. I performed the marriage ceremony at a full-fledged, leather and chrome, whiskey-soaked, old-fashioned biker wedding.

I have been Preacher ever since that day. Been about 20 years now....

[9fingerkustomz]

Well, easy one here also....

Almost 3 years ago I was machining an aluminum center for a front wheel of a mini chopper I was building (mini replica of the OCC Fireman Bike). Well after 20+ hours of machining I was getting blisters on my fingers working the rotary table.... so I put on a pair of gloves since my hands were under the part and away from the Mill head. Then in a split second of "Dumbass" on my part I some how got my right hand too close to the 3/4" 4-flute end mill bit and it cought my glove. Needless to say the pinky on my right hand was completely removed.

While in the emergency room, when the doctor came in I let out a "DAMN!" and the Doc and my Wife said "Whats wrong?" and I replied "I can only count to 9 now!". They both got a laugh out of it and 9 Finger Kustomz was born....

Pat

[Rat Attack]

Mine came from the name of my Race/ Show Car. People either have called me Rat or Rocky my whole life. So I took on the name for the screen..Here she is..

[gator]

Sweet, have you still got it?

Well that info is highly top secret but I will however share a little..... It all started back in the 60's, I was a secret agent in a joint US and Canadian mastermind to over throw the Ethiopian govt and it all played out like a James Bond movie. Infact most James Bond movies are based on my adventures of that time. Hard to believe I know..I know...but its true. The girls, the sex, well its was just part of the job and something that had to be done. Wait a minute, wait a minute here....I dont think you are buying this are you? Ok, Ok...actually kgdb are my initials. There are you happy now!!!


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kgdb

[sonoffatboy]

Originally Posted by kgdb

Well that info is highly top secret but I will however share a little..... It all started back in the 60's, I was a secret agent in a joint US and Canadian mastermind to over throw the Ethiopian govt and it all played out like a James Bond movie. Infact most James Bond movies are based on my adventures of that time. Hard to believe I know..I know...but its true. The girls, the sex, well its was just part of the job and something that had to be done. Wait a minute, wait a minute here....I dont think you are buying this are you? Ok, Ok...actually kgdb are my initials. There are you happy now!!!


lol


kgdb

sure its not KGB....russian espinoage :yield:

[aggressor]

Originally Posted by kgdb

Well that info is highly top secret but I will however share a little..... It all started back in the 60's, I was a secret agent in a joint US and Canadian mastermind to over throw the Ethiopian govt and it all played out like a James Bond movie. Infact most James Bond movies are based on my adventures of that time. Hard to believe I know..I know...but its true. The girls, the sex, well its was just part of the job and something that had to be done. Wait a minute, wait a minute here....I dont think you are buying this are you? Ok, Ok...actually kgdb are my initials. There are you happy now!!!


lol


kgdb

You have 4 names too!! my initials are wjpa, I always tease my mom & tell her she gave me all those names cause she couldn't figure out who my dad was. LOL

My screen name is the make of bike I own.