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07-07-2007
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Safety quote
For some reason, this popped in my head. My old Plt Sgt said it all of the time, especially safety meetings.
Safety is paramount............ Paramount makes movies...... Movies are stupid................ Therefore, safety is stupid.... Once again, just something funny floating around in my head. If you have any other stupid or funny quotes, lets hear it. Joe 
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07-07-2007
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I am stuck on Band Aids
Cause Band Aids stuck on me! Hooty 
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07-07-2007
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That was kinda gay there Hooty...
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07-07-2007
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Quote:
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07-08-2007
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Hey Sarge! I need the med kit! (Overheard at a bar)
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07-08-2007
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If we are standing around the office shooting the shit and our boss rolls in we say its a Safety meeting, nobody works, nobody gets hurt!
kgdb
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07-08-2007
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never ever say....
Hey ya'll watch this....... bad shit happens...... 
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07-08-2007
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Quote:
2 pilots flying low over a field coming up to two little trees. The back seater ask's the front seater if he thinks they can make it between them. No is the answer of course. Back seater responds with "Ye of little faith" That was the last thing he said before he clipped the trees trying to make it 
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07-08-2007
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You keep doing THAT and you'll go blind
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07-08-2007
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Look before you leap, or you could land in a pile of hairy shit
Last edited by HellRazur; 07-08-2007 at 07:18 PM.
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