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02-01-2011
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Texting for old farts
Since more and more seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you: Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your text messages.
ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can't get up CGIP: Can't get IT up CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. PIMP: Pooped in my pants ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
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02-01-2011
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Oy, I can hardly wait... They say getting old isn't for sissies.
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Question everything, but believe anything is possible.
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02-01-2011
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HABL: hearing-aid battery low
OOD: out of Depends DL: Depends leaked WMECD: Wal-Mart electric cart died CFK: can't find keys CTBO: can't talk, Bonanza on KHWM: kids here, want money CKFW: cut kids from Will OOE: out of Ensure CFTC: can't find the car PWMP: playing with my poop
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To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________________ Sooner or later the sins a man commits catch up with him...
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02-01-2011
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PIMP!
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02-01-2011
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I been shitting my pants for years. You shouldn't trust a fart, but you know you try.
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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02-01-2011
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My texting speed's gonna go way up now.
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02-01-2011
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You write a cheat sheet, so you can remember them?
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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02-01-2011
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on the serious side, my 78 year old 88% hearing loss dad and i text all the time, only way he really understands what is communicated to him.. he has adapted quite well.. and loves the pics of tits i forward to him..
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Ride free, my brother, my friend.. Garry Gipson, 5/20/10 Ride free Mr. Jimi! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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02-01-2011
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ride safe, stoney. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push 'em down the stairs..."
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02-01-2011
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There not 78 year old women are they?
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Fortes fortuna adiuvat Born to Lose-Live to Win In my travelling heart, there's an urge to see foreign lands and alien birds, hear stories that no ones heard-Disneyland After Dark Helmets are like rubbers, you know you should wear one, but its so much better when you don't-Me. Devil made me do it the first time, 2nd time I done it on my own-Waylon Sometimes I think its a sin. When I feel like I am winning, when I am losing again-Gordon "When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." --Tecumseh
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