Jan 6 National Bean Day

[Snuffy]

Beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you poot
the more you poot the better you feel
so why not have beans for every meal.

So get out there and POOT

[Stoney]

Canadian version....


Beans beans are good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so why not have beans for every meal.

[Bofinn]

The basis of the song (and bean/fart humor in general) is the high amount of oligosaccharides present in beans. Bacteria in the large intestine digest these sugars, producing carbon dioxide and hydrogen. These gases are expelled from the body as flatulence.




look at the pretty fart catcher:

[Snuffy]

Originally Posted by Bofinn

The basis of the song (and bean/fart humor in general) is the high amount of oligosaccharides present in beans. Bacteria in the large intestine digest these sugars, producing carbon dioxide and hydrogen. These gases are expelled from the body as flatulence.




look at the pretty fart catcher:

1. So?
2. How much gas does it store?
3. Does a wet fart have any effect?
4. How long can you store a fart and will it still be effective?
5. Does Bunny know you have this contraption?
6. Or did Bunny buy it for you?
7. Is there any way that you could pipe this into your scooter tank for better mileage?

[HellRazur]

Well Snuffy, you could only pipe that thing into a nightster

[Snuffy]

Originally Posted by HellRazur

Well Snuffy, you could only pipe that thing into a nightster

Well HR you know that only Nightster gas will work in a Nightster, putting flatulence into the tank of a Nightster would void the warranty, besides making it run like shit!

[HellRazur]

And judging by the moisture in the fart containment tube I would say that wet farts have no affect on it, just the bubbly chunky ones. I think that the chunky ones could plug up in the inlet tube and cause a back fire and we all know that its better the fart and waste it then burp and taste it.

[HellRazur]

Originally Posted by Snuffy

Well HR you know that only Nightster gas will work in a Nightster, putting flatulence into the tank of a Nightster would void the warranty, besides making it run like shit!

I must humbly disagree Snuffy. For the Nightster is nothing more then a piece of shit there for the special Nightster gas could only be flatulence. And since flatulence is the top secret fuel mix for the Nightster it could not void the warranty. and I dont think it would run like shit it would just look and smell like shit.

[Snuffy]

Originally Posted by HellRazur

And judging by the moisture in the fart containment tube I would say that wet farts have no affect on it, just the bubbly chunky ones. I think that the chunky ones could plug up in the inlet tube and cause a back fire and we all know that its better the fart and waste it then burp and taste it.

I have to agree with this assessment ole perveyor of farts

[Stoney]

Originally Posted by Bofinn

The basis of the song (and bean/fart humor in general) is the high amount of oligosaccharides present in beans. Bacteria in the large intestine digest these sugars, producing carbon dioxide and hydrogen. These gases are expelled from the body as flatulence.




look at the pretty fart catcher:

Excuse me, Doctor, I had no idea you were so educated. For us regular bums, (pun intended) ya need to give details -
1 - just how far up yer ass do ya drive that thing,
2 - does the inlet come in custom sizes for those of us that run high pressure,
3 - where do ya store it?

Also, is it made outta glass? What if ya clench when ya squeeze out a juicy one, and it breaks? When ya go to the hospital to get the glass removed, does the Doc look at ya like yer a San Francisco queer that wuz trying to shove gerbils up his ass?