Jan 6 National Bean Day

[HellRazur]

I may be a ole perveyor of farts, but I must think Bofinn is the Fart Master for he has a fart catcher, how ever he should have a pressure gauge on it, I would really hate to see him trying to explain the broken glass and shitty smell to the ER staff. Not that I have ever had to try and explain such a catastrophe. Tho a wise man once said " He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger."

[TerryMiller]

I didn't make up the rules, but here they are.

[Darhawk]

All I know is that as a boy I'd fart into a glass and hold it over my brother's face to see how long it'd take before he'd start puking his guts.

[Bofinn]

[HellRazur]

[Stoney]

Never hold yer farts in..... this is the result.

[Snuffy]

Originally Posted by Stoney

Never hold yer farts in..... this is the result.

Mmmm MMMM MMMM ain't she sa-weet!

[Darhawk]

Originally Posted by Snuffy

Mmmm MMMM MMMM ain't she sa-weet!

Suzy sent me that photo in an email about holding farts in. Was gonna forward it to ya. Just didn't want ya to cum yer drawers and have to do some explainin' to the missus.

[jamman]

Originally Posted by Stoney

Excuse me, Doctor, I had no idea you were so educated. For us regular bums, (pun intended) ya need to give details -
1 - just how far up yer ass do ya drive that thing,
2 - does the inlet come in custom sizes for those of us that run high pressure,
3 - where do ya store it?

Also, is it made outta glass? What if ya clench when ya squeeze out a juicy one, and it breaks? When ya go to the hospital to get the glass removed, does the Doc look at ya like yer a San Francisco queer that wuz trying to shove gerbils up his ass?

lol , you said up his ass..