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    A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
    Officer: May I see your driver's license?
    Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
    Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
    Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
    Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
    Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
    Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
    Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
    Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
    Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
    Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
    Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
    Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
    Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
    Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
    Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

    2008 Super Glide Custom (FXDC)

  • I'm gonna try that......
    ride safe, stoney.


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    "some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push 'em down the stairs..."

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    • It would be funny, at least until they draw on you. Then its gonna hurt just a little.

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        fuck'n A man... that is funny but with my luck, the rookie cop would put a bullet in me... I would be lying on the fuck'n ground bleed'n to death....or worse.
        Last edited by Rippin; 05-20-2016, 08:09 AM.
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        THERE IS NO MAN MORE FREE THAN THE ONE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT SOCIETY THINKS OF HIM.

        BEING A BIKER IS A WAY OF LIFE, NOT MERELY A LIFESTYLE BASED AROUND A PARTICULAR TYPE OF VEHICLE.

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